Well that place actually exists – and it’s called Peeks.
The party people have put together a plethora of perky products so everyone can enjoy a taste of the tropics this summer.
With grass skirts, inflatable flamingos, beer coolers, beach backdrops and bunting, pineapples, parrots and palms there is enough to release the inner Hawaii in everyone.
And you won’t need much moolah to enjoy the hula because Peeks keeps prices lower than a limbo dancer.
It stocks scene setters and tableware, fancy dress and cocktail sets as well as party packs bursting with tropical goodness.
Pubs, clubs, hotels, back gardens, front rooms and any other venue can be transported to an island in the sun with a little help from Peeks.
Find this paradise online, in its mail order catalogues or at its giant party store in Chirstchurch, Dorset.